Photo credit John Peets
Me: I want cuddles
Me: but I don’t want you to touch me
Me: because everything hurts and I’m nauseous
Me: but I also want a grilled cheese
Me: and maybe some brownies
Me: no wonder I’m so bloated and fat
Me: WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME I’M PRETTY
Me: YOU’RE A DOUCHE
Me: leave me alone.
Me: no, come back, I want to cuddle you
Marilyn Monroe photographed by Ed Feingersh, NYC, 1955
This will be my son.
So only home girl from frozen can turn up
There’s is nothing I don’t love about that sentence
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
I set up a cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower.
This is our future.