thanks so much redneck-rockstar for the video, you’re also an awesome friend, thanks for everything! :)
i don’t make love. i fuck. hard.
Cory and topanaga
Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact. The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via whispering-secrets-and-smoke)
Mia Malkova / James Deen
toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids